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ranger-truth:
Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!
ANIMORPHS FTW <3

innucinsar:
sergle:
I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what’s a good name for a sword?
SLASHLEY
SLASHLEY

anz100:
carbonfiberpersonality:
Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*
Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*
I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.
californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

prokopetz:

How to tell whether a fairy tale has been sanitised for upper class audiences:
Published Version: And then the peasant hero learned a valuable lesson about the virtue of humility and not straying above one’s station.
Oral Tradition: And then the peasant hero killed the evil nobleman and lived in his house.

bisexual-nightwing:

1dietcokeinacan:
tilthat:
TIL two species of geckos mated and they birthed a super-athlete female gecko that wouldn’t have sex with the other geckos. Instead she spawned new versions herself who spawned themselves, and now there’s a vigorous, speedy, mutant race of mother geckos cloning daughter geckos.
via reddit.com
Who run the world !!!!
i, for one, welcome our new all female gecko overlords

justgalactic:

Either Sonic
Is a god
Could kill god
I do not care if there is a difference

How much can samus bench press in the girlfriends scale

Anonymous

noszle:

ONE JUMBO SPACE WIFE, or maybe 2 small wives.
I hope this covers it for you 😎💪